Suspend 1 (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay and exile it with a time counter on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.)
Time to shut ‘er down boys! NGA’s most clever, handsomest, most writing-the-text-you’re-currently-reading-est designer just took home the gold. Can CotW go any higher? No, it cannot.
What’s that you say? Oh yes, the card is awesome, and it did slaughter the competition! Why thank you!